The Crab Files
The soup remains the primary subject. But some findings exceed the spreadsheet's jurisdiction and are filed here. These are field documents, not formal evaluations. The spreadsheet remains reserved for soup.
The Street Interview Series
Episode 17 — The Proof
A hypothesis, successfully proven on the street.
The Rusty Scupper Testimony
This lady was adamant. The registry has recorded her statement.
Federal Hill, Interrupted
Cut early due to a surprise tasting. The registry regrets nothing.
The Thirty-Minute Conversation
Two Marylanders, one bench, every soup opinion on record.
Street Interviews, Episode 2
Everybody in Maryland has a cream of crab opinion. Nobody is afraid to share it.
Soup School
How to Tell if a Blue Crab Is Male or Female
Field identification, taught properly.
Can I Eat Crabs from the Inner Harbor?
A safety inquiry, conducted so you don't have to.
The Types of Blue Crab Meat
Jumbo lump to claw, and which one belongs in the soup.
The Half-and-Half Ruling
The worst crab-base soup, per the registry. This is settled law.
Field Notes
One Day in Maryland
If you had one day in Maryland, this is how you should spend it.
$85 for Two Pounds at Costco
And it's not even from here. A pricing investigation.
The Di Pasquale's Ruling
Geno's is good. This is better. The registry occasionally exceeds its jurisdiction.
Registry Reports
Events
Maryland Seafood Festival — Crab Soup Cook-Off Judge
The registry judges. Sandy Point State Park, Annapolis. Saturday, September 12.
Maryland Seafood Festival — Free Tickets
The registry had tickets. The registry gave them away.